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Leila Love

“Daddy’s farts are the stinkiest. My farts are cute.”

“I always can’t choose hot dog or pizza. I both love those things.”

“I’m so good at backbends.”

Wondering whether the movie was cartoon/not, “Was it characters or real people?”

“Water can really fit through things.”

“I just love flowers! I can’t help it.”

(Referring to Uranus) “…a planet called Europe…”

“Hey, we’re a Cubs family!”

“Hey Grandma, Daddy had a bad attitude, he needs to go back to you as a baby and start over.”

Leila: “Daddy, do you know what I did to the plate? Daddy: “No.” Leila: “It’s something you do for love.” Daddy: “Did you kiss it?” Leila: “Yeah.”

Leila (referring to an open sign): “Why does that say open?” Mommy: “So people know it’s open.” Leila: “Why can’t people park, go in, see if it’s open? Why can’t they do that?”

Leila Love

After Mommy referred to cockroaches. Leila: “But why aren’t they called roaches?” Mommy: “Because cockroach is their full name.” Leila: “Like cock is their last name?”

Discussing her valentines cards, “I’m not going to ask anyone if they want a red or a pink…because then I have to ask everyone…It doesn’t matter who gets a red or a pink because they’re both nice.”

(Overheard while she played with her cars.) “Chapter 3: The taxi trip. The taxi lived alone. He always went to see the football game. He didn’t like the football game that much…Chapter 4: The school bus trip…”

Watching The Sound of Music, “Why does their house look like a museum?” and “I wish I was in that movie.”

Pretending Daddy was late for school on a Saturday morning, “So get going! The students are waiting for you!”

“I like these little humans.” (context completely forgotten)

“Oreos? What are Oreos?”

Mommy: “Who’s the funniest person in your class?” Leila: “L…I’m funny too.”

While playing legos, “I can make any house I want. I can make the Leila house style!”

“This castle is for knights, not kings and queens. Knights live in castles. Not beautiful castles like kinds and queens do.”